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Saturday, October 08, 2005

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misunderstood
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After a fulfilling dinner cum fruitful gossip session with my girls , we took a walk down Orchard where we sort of got accosted by a towering transsexual outside Orchard Towers.

The girls were scared stiff and they remained at least 3 feet away but because my uncle's girlfriend is also an ex "he" , i didn't think too much about talking to her although i had my reservations at first because they have been known to become violent towards girls .

As it turned out she just wanted to have a harmless conversation with us and i guess she was just curious as to why we ( three modestly dressed schoolgirlish kids ) were in Orchard Towers ( the reputable "four floors of whores" ) , the reason being we had dinner at Nicholas' working place which is situated there.

Anyway she shared the same name with my uncle's girl and was equally flamboyant in both behaviour and dress-sense.

Think wild sudden shrieks , exaggerated actions which more often than not involves the cupping of an ample boob , hair tightly tied up in a high ponytail and of course , thick make-up with pencil thin eyebrows.

They even share the same physique. They look unfortunately manly because of their broad shoulders , thick ankles and statuesque height.

Interesting.

I personally feel that they're a grossly misunderstood bunch , even more so than homosexuals.

Its true that they've always been associated with paid sex but come to think about it , they have needs too and because more often than not , they're considered social pariahs and its hard to land a decent paying day job.

I've gotta admit that before i got to know my uncle's girl , i used to look at them through a different perspective , that they were hardcore party animals whose only aim in life is to get laid for cash to buy even more body-hugging clothes usually made from lycra.

But i'll have you know that they're really interesting people if only you guys would give them a chance , and to overlook their night jobs. They're really spontaneous people and i believe that it is so because once you've already pushed the boundaries by changing sex , you don't give a shit to how people feel anymore ( like "hey if i can cut my dick off why can't i do this ?" )

And that , boys and girls , explain their loud and attention-seeking ways.

You would too.

Ironically , after we had left Orchard Towers , along the way we saw a burly looking angmoh pick up a trans with this line

"Hey.. How much ?"

We couldn't hear how much she offered for her services but the transaction was over and done with in a blink and the next moment she was hopping into a cab with the horny man.

As a woman ( and i treat them as ladies as well so i believe they share my sentiments ) , i feel that one can never be truly happy about having to resort to prostitution to earn a living.

p.s : i accidently deleted my previous post. arrrrrrgh.

p.p.s : because i accidently deleted my previous post , i have another reason to gently remind you all that my birthday is in 3 week's time . be nice !

hints : i like macaroni and cheese , handmade gifts/cards with looooong inscriptions , a sincere firm handshake and dimples. :D

 

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