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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

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random ramblings
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You know you're really deprieved when you unconsciously inch closer to the guy sitting next to you so that you could take in deep breaths of his yummy scent ( Issey Miyake ? Whatever. Mmmm. )

Only to startle yourself in horror upon realisation

"What the fuck am i doing ?!"

I better get a hold of myself before my mind detaches completely and my hands will wander to a stranger's lap because thats where my hands are usually found when i used to have someone special in my life ( yes , all 2 of them )

And then i'll get arrested for outraging someone's modesty.

Okay i ramble.

And no , don't send me emails with contents like

"Yeah baby you can put your hands on my lap.. Or reach inside my pants!"

or

"I'll make you cum in your panties"

or

"I will love you long time!" ( asian prostitute-style to a potential customer )

Because when i say deprieved , i don't mean it in a sexual way.

Not that i am getting any of course but let's just say the female libido is.. er.. a mere fraction of men's.

Or nano-fraction to be more precise ( the majority anyway.. )

So yeah no sexual propositions please , but if you are ( or know someone ) who has the personality and smouldering looks of Johnny Depp , do not hesitate. ( or if you look like Angelina Jolie , also can ! I'm always open to different options baybeeee )

I'll be waiting in my boudoir , handcuffed to the bedpost in my white lacey garters and matching satin chemise :D

( yeah i like white. looks virginal. )

Speaking of garters , i think they are damn hot. I don't know about the rest but i feel that wearing them makes one feel like a whore and i like that.

Just like a french courtesan of yore ! Think Moulin Rouge and the Crazy Horse. Phwoaaar.

Spectacular , spectacular ! ( if you're a fan of the film you oughta know this line. if not , shame on you ! )

AND speaking of lingerie , i have this fascination with corsets..


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SO PRETTY !

I think they look really gorgeous , too risque for day wear perhaps but if i could get my hands on one , i don't mind wearing it for late nights out !

Of course i'll probably look anorexic ( but i have put on weight recently.. Really ! ) and it'll squeeze the life out of my fragile long-suffering kittens but sheeeeesh i think a nice white victorian corset , straight cut denims and white patent 1 inch heeled pumps will look really sweet.

And i'll complete the look with my still-in-the-mail white clutch bag with shiny metal clasps!

Ahhhhhhh.

I heard Raoul has a ladies' line that carries really nice corsets ( at alarming prices , no less ) so i'll be keeping my fingers crossed.

And oh , corsets will serve as a deterrent to would be straying hands as well , for it takes ages to loosen one. Ha !

UPDATE at 3am : Shitte , i think i sound like a bloody nympho.
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listenin to : Sigur Ros - Nothing song ( prelude to a well-deserved rest after a crazy day with the girls )

 

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