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The thing about boobs are , unless if you're really well-endowed or have fake titties , those mammaries of yours will look flat once you lie down because the fats distributes itself towards the sides.

Well let me share a landmark detail about myself to commemerate .. urm , the first day of Dec.

My kittens look the same regardless of whether i am standing up or lying down.

Which is really really damn saddening , if you ask me.

I'm never going to turn anyone on in my life , ever.

If you love me you will tell me that non-existent boobs are sexy and that you will prefer to have sex with Kate Moss rather than Angelina Jolie.

C'mon , say it !

Yes and this is meant to be a bimbotic post , so sue me :D

ohhh shit i am so craving for the Cheesecake factory's bow-tie pasta tossed in roasted garlic and parmesan alfredo with grilled chicken.

and their petite filet mignon..

and their herb crusted salmon filet with lemon basil sauce ..

And THEIR RICH CREAMY DECADENT CHEESECAKES.

i had Cheesecake factory for lunch like 6 times ( the Pasadena branch is always so fucking crowded ) and everytime they never fail to disappoint.

excellent service , too.

and if you love me you will call 'em up immediately and send the whole lot to me via urgent courier.

okay bye.