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boycotting french fries
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Lo and behold , i went jogging today after work.

I think it has been almost a year since i last remotely exercised so vigourously that when i reached home an exhausted heap , i sweated so much that pespiration ran down my thighs in streams ( come on don't be sick and be turned on by that )

While alternating between brisk-walking and trudging at an elderly snail's pace ( mostly the latter ) back , i past by Simpang Bedok and i decided to reward myself with snacks for the efforts i have put in.

So i got myself a packet of fries from the malay kopitiam.

Of course it was no gourmet delicacy that would have me shuddering in pleasure , just your average greasy fried-in-oil-reused-a-million-times fries that comes in a brown paper package.

Sidetrack : i think i just heard my air-conditioner drip. fuck.

So i was munching my fries even as the droplets trickled down my face.

As i the fries were finishing when i reached the gate , i decided to just stuff all the remaining fries into my mouth so i could dispose of the paper bag at the bin in front of my gate.

What i didnt realise before i stuffed them into my mouth was my neighbour who was returning home and walking past me.

Let me briefly describe the neighbour to you.

He's probably the only person i've seen who actually looks good in his crocs shoes. FYI i think crocs are dreadful. They're a close second to rubber wrist bands on the fashion faux paux list.



My eyes ! my eyes !

I know its a trend but trends are never meant to be followed blindly. I don't care if the colour matches , e.g white top and skinny jeans and white crocs. NONONO.

Fugly shoes = Fugly outfit.

So yeah anyway the neighbour is a tall big-sized and tanned dude. He's definitely younger than me because i've seen him in his RJC ( Woot ! intellect some more ) uniform before.

But who cares ?

So anyway yeah this neighbour was walking past me and he smiled to acknowleged my presence and said see you soon as he entered his house.

All these while

1) my running shorts and singlet were soaking wet and they adhered to my body.

2) looking as busty as the mirrors on the hubble telescope ( because they have to be 100% flat to reflect effectively ) because i was wearin a sports bra

3) i have 4 french fries sticking out from my mouth.

Now he thinks he has a freak for a neighbour.

I could only attempt to grin and bear it while giving him a quick wave.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Shoot me.