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Sunday, December 18, 2005

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hell hath no fury
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let me recall an unpleasant incident which took place almost a year ago.

i had just started going out with carl on a regular basis and although nothing of that sort was ever mentioned , i guess we were both pretty keen to take our friendship to a higher level.

so one day he invited me to join him for a night out with his friends at zouk.

the queue was horrendously long as usual on a friday night and we walked towards the snaking line to look for his friends.upon completing the mammoth task , carl introduced me to his rowdy crew.

so the usual formalities were exchanged until we came to this guy.

"hey john , this is fiona"

"hey fiona"

we shook hands. a rather limp handshake , i must add.

then john turns towards carl and in full view , he puckered up his lips and slid his two front teeth below his lower lip so that it protuded.

"hey carl , i didn't know you were into girls who likes carrots. eh , whats up doc ( ala bugs bunny ) ?"

it took me a moment to realise he was mimicking me , or my rather unfortunate two front teeth to be more precise.

i was thinking... "kanninabeipuacheebyefuckingsonofabitchtiuleilomo"

i was horrified and with bated breath i waited for carl's reaction.

he only smiled and shrugged weakly. well , what could he have done anyway ?

embarrasement turned into anger and it was what consumed me at that point of time. i didn't know what prompted me to do so but the next moment i looked at john straight into the eye and said in a tone dripping with blatant disdain

"well , at least i'm not fat and ugly with a face full of acne"

and that sums up john's looks so he just stared at me blankly , his mouth slightly gaping. the awkward silence us lasted for a few seconds before carl cut in sheepishly in a lame attempt to cut the tension

"oh hey finally the queue is moving ! fiona let me introduce you to sara.."

i'm perfectly fine with people making fun of how i look since i get it all the time , especially jokes directed at my figure and boobs ( or lack thereof ) but i am good natured about it because honestly my dear , i don't give a damn.

but when its someone you don't know , it becomes an insult and i think its just downright rude. john might have done all that without any ill intention but please bear in mind that i was fond of carl at that point of time and that definitely fans my ire.

urghh.

anyway , King Kong was good. great even. i'll probably remember for quite some time which is a good thing since i don't usually remember films unless they have left an indelible impression.

and after watching Adrien Brody in action for the second time after the Pianist , i caught myself fantasising about him and thats when i realised about my attraction to sad looking men like him and Johnny Depp.

more of sad looking men and not-so-handsome but charismatic ones like Jude Law later.


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hao peng you ( this crazy bugger bought a tee which costs $160 before the movie.. and you thought girls were the bigger spenders ! WAKE UP AND SMELL THE SHIT ! ) VS a King Kong whose mouth resembles that of an oriental dragon. lololol.

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Ann never smiled like that the first time she saw Kong.

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Your friendly TCC server :p I think i look like a bloody 14 year old in this one. By the way i am damn proud of the xmas decorations at our branch.. I'm not tellin which :p

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Lastly.. Yummmmeh ! I'm gonna make many many peach martinis with this one. wo0t . if you're nice to me maybe i'll make one for you too ! :D~~

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listenin to : all american rejects - swing swing

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p/s : THANKS for all the comments in the previous post. i heart all of you ! i know there are more but i also know that you guys are lazy readers :p

 

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