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LA photoblog !
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Yes i know the photos are LOOOONG overdue because i simply shoved it to the back of my head and it remained in oblivion until i stumbled onto the CD containing the photos just now.
So even though i am dead tired after an eventful day , i decided not to procrastinate just like i did for the China trip photos and to get it over and done with once and for all.
So as i was sayin earlier , the trip was fucking boring but of course it had some highlights.
Did i mention that San Gabriel ( the place my uncle stays at ) is even chinkier than our Chinatown ?!
For mega reals yaws !
And before you run me down with a lawn mower accusing me of being racist , let me get this straight. How can one be racist towards his own kind ?
Yeah.. the community is so chink that virtually all the amenities there have chinese/vietnamese signboards.
Don't ask me why but i really dislike the place for its utter chink-ness. I guess its because the people there have brought their asian habits ( the bad ones ) with them. The usual impoliteness , lack of spontaneity and a general irksome attitude. Not to mention spitting and wiping their snot on every available surface.
Okay time for the pics.
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Universal Studios
Nah , i don't watch and neither do i fancy Spongebob. My cousin does though. Gay.
A well-endowed Spiderman. LOL !!
Shark , lor.
A nice view of Hollywood. Trust me it always looks much better when you're there to see it for yourself and thats why i hate taking scenery shots.
Marilyn Monroe ! I remember her boobs swung into my face as i was posing for this.
Wisteria Lane. I really enjoyed the studio tour.
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Disneyland , CA
For someone who detests just about all things cute and cuddly , you can imagine the hell i went through. If i had a choice of course i wouldn't even step in but i was made to enter by brute force. In the background is a pseudo-palace that most girls my age would swoon over. GET A LIFE ! you're not some fucking royalty just because you call yourself a princess.
I actually have a photo of me in the same exact pose at the same exact place when i was younger. And Disneyland is really boring la. But Space Mountain's a really shiok ride ! Give me Six Flags anytime !!
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Venice Beach
The day trip to Venice Beach was honestly the only time when i thoroughly enjoyed myself. Its just a fucking awesome place with a scenic view. Next to the beach's this strip where people from all walks of life gather , mostly to sell their artwork or to make music.
Hot bods are one of the reasons why i dig Venice Beach. :P
We Were Soldiers.
I went up to him and said that i smoke , drink and believes that carnal pleasures should never come from just your spouse in a teasing manner. He looked at me , smiled and said i was going to hell before handing me a brochure with claims of an iminent Apocalypse.
Bottomline : We're all going to die.
And the tirade against Bush continues
Reggae many-man band. Was so impressed i dropped a quarter for them. Eh that is ALOT considering i never part with my moolah unless necessary hor !
And then there was these two guys who actually had the cheek to hold up a banner that goes "A quarter for our valuable advice!" I wanted to but i couldnt think of a cheem enough question. =D
Jesus led a wandering life but it was on foot.
Bohemian trailer sia !
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Santa Monica
In Santa Monica , you get your coffee from , the lazy streets so undemanding... I walk into the crowd.. - Savage Garden
The Santa Monica skyline ! if im not wrong its just next to Venice beach. And its the only time i can wear my straw hat without looking ridiculous.
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Hollywood Blvd
CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY SIA ! I was contemplating stalking out the place . Who knows i might just bump into Tom Cruise ?
The Hollywood walk of fame. I almost strained my neck looking for Johnny Depp's star along one stretch when i realised there's another long stretch opposite. So i said fuck it and gave up.
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Misc.
Homeless man. They're so many of them on the streets that you suddenly realise that Singapore is indeed a blessed country. But of course the demography differs by a staggering scale and thats why Uncle Sam appears to have more destitute.
Homeless man II.
Er.. Three mexican ladies. lol
Awesome graphic postcards by Adrian Tomine i bought on a whim.
San Gabriel. The family next door is a modern Addam's Family. They're really shifty figures and there're always police cars paked outside their gate. And i caught their grandpa peeing in the garden from my kitchen window ! Urghh. A shrunken shrivelled dick spoils my day anytime.
San Gabriel Blvd. Where all chinks gather to yak loudly in their cheena twang.
Thanksgiving turkey at Second uncle's place !
Thanksgiving turkey at B's place !
One thing i love about the U.S.. Their calorie-cholesterol-junk laden burgers. Absolutely juicy , gratifying , orgasmic , sublimal.. This one's from Denny's
Breakfast at Denny's.. Nothing like a good ol' greasy breakfast to kickstart your day and to pave the way for a premature death due to clogged arteries.
previously posted Las Vegas pic.
The super retarded go-kart track in Malibu where i almost suffered a concussion. And the steering wheels felt like someone stuck gum in between them.
I have another disc with more photos but its lost lah. So damn tired now , can't be bothered to proofread so i'll do it tomorrow.So if this post sounds like im rambling you know why =)
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