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oui!
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bonjour darlings !

i am decked out in a yves saint laurent mink coat , oversized chanel fly shades perched on my nose bridge and a hermes birkin bag in an awesome camel tan hue slung across my fabulous taut shoulder .

i am enjoying a steaming cup of cafe au lait and dainty little petit fours served in pretty porcelainware adorned with lilac blooms while overlooking the river seine with numerous bateaux-mouches dotting the waters from the quaint sidewalk cafe named contes d'oie de mere.

magnifique , non ?

and then later i will fuck the smouldering frenchman with the dark intense eyes seated across me in a cramped hotel room near the champ-de-Mars

vive le france !