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Sunday, January 15, 2006

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a short one
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Thanks for all the love , i can really feel it from everyone =)

I'm still trying to pick up the pieces , trying to recover from the immense guilt that i'm feeling because i know i could do so much better for my grandpa when he was still around. These emotions keep me up all night with my head next to my grandpa's weathered Seiko watch and inevitably i wake up every time with eyes looking like .. two enlarged clitoris(es).

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Yeah me and my wry sense of humour.

Anyway i think the latest range of Levis' jeans for girls is a big joke.

A few months ago i tried on a pair of their straight-cuts from their Square Cut range. The 4 pairs of Levis' i currently own are all size 24s so i did the obvious.

The amazing thing was i couldn't fit half my arse into the pants and spent a considerable amount of time hopping around the dressing room trying to pull it up and when i did ( after excessive heaving ) , i couldn't even button up the first fly.

So today , i decided i would try it on again because i felt that i've lost a little weight after a no-appetite week.

No prize for guessing that i still couldn't get it buttoned up.

Please bear in mind i'm a disgustingly skinny person with a 23.5" waist and i tip the scales at a paltry 39kg i have no idea what went wrong because even all 5 pairs i own fit a tad loosely especially around the thighs.

Maybe i have a big arse , to which i sadly admit. ( but its still a cute arse )

But its definitely not a mammoth arse.

And the size 25 is too ill-fitting for me as the denim hangs really loosely around the arse and its definitely not flattering.

Anyone has the same problem with the Square Cut range ??

I just got a tin of weight-gain milk formula ( shut up and stop laughing , assholes ) so hopefully i'll be able to fill out a size 25 nicely soon because i really like the colour.

I'm going vegetarian for the next 7 weeks or so even though i don't have to because i feel that i want to do something for my grandpa. Buddhists believe that going vegetarian helps to gain merits for the deceased for a smoother passage to the Better Place.

Its probably a load of crap but still , i'd rather not take the risk by being skeptical.

Alright , time for a shower soon and i'll have to bath in a bathtub filled with flowers. How lovely.

 

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