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bimbo alert !
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today i served two bimbos while at work.

actually bimbo would be the wrong term to use since they look like failed transvesites though they were born female due to their acute lack of dress sense ( bell-bottoms and tacky frilly tops ) and horrendous make up ( straight black lines for eyebrows , bright blue eyeshadow and the works ) and they were trying too hard to mimic an accent from nobody's land.

one of them asked

"what's dee time do yoo guys open evereeee day?"

"we open at 8.30am every day miss "

"then tomorrow leh ?"

woohoo ! such intellectual banter. my brains are workin overtime trying to process the conversation alone. woohoo. someone please call MENSA!

they squinted at the menu for a long time with their pseudo blue eyes.

then came the forehead-slapping question of the day ( and probably century. and millenium )

"what kind of eggs do you use for your cheesy scrambled eggs ah ?"

*quizzical pouty expression from them*

WHAT KIND OF EGGS ?!??!?!

PLATYPUS EGGS LAH !