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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

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god is fair
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recently i just got to know this guy.

as far as i'm concerned , he is by far the most PERFECT guy i've ever met.

now when i say perfect , i don't mean it in my context of course , because i have pretty bizarre sets of rules to define perfection.

i mean perfect by the defination of most girls.

appearance-wise , pleasing to the eye. nondescript maybe and would not garner a second look in a crowd but he's tanned , very fit and *gasp* posseses an indestructable washboard tummy.

he is so decent that i sometimes feel embarrassed to cuss in front of him.

however decent he might be , he also has a very cheeky sense of humour. wow ! talk about a perfect balance of yin and yang.

he's a christian and he loves God. and he goes for bible studies ! he evagelises sometimes though.

he is so gentlemanly that i sometimes have to stop him from doing the things he always do so that he can retain some semblance of his manliness. he actually really goes all out for his chair-pulling and door-holding gestures. like if he sees you walking towards the door 10 metres away he'll still hold the door and wait patiently for you.

he is mr nice-guy-without-motives. just today the whole bunch of us were sprawled against other after a heavy meal, the empty plates scattered haphazardly on the table. and yes , you guessed it. he actually had the decency to stack up the plates and to bring it over to the cleaner's workstation !! GOODNESS ! he deserves a halo .

and because i'm the only girl in our group , i sometimes get left behind by the "fuck lah real madrid's never gonna win arsenal" boys. and yes , he is the only one who always stops to keep me company. even if it means that he'll be left out of the lively discussion.

of course there is a catch to it all. god is fair remember ? what he gives in length , he takes in breadth.

i wouldnt be so mean as to say that he's a bad dresser , but sometimes his style is quite.. obsolete. his choice of clothes are usually very safe , denim and monotone tees but he actually tucks them in.which is okay to me seriously but hmm , i think it'll look better if he was 35 ! no , even my dad doesn't tuck his tees in. seriously , if i could only take charge of his dressing he'll definitely the flavour of the month among many girls for a looooooong time !

and no ladies , stop scrambling to get his number. this prize is happily attached to his lucky girlfriend of 6 years.

 

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