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Sunday, February 05, 2006

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omfg you mean those were in my face?!
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for the first time in my life i went for a facial just now.

it was a spur-of-the-moment decision , really , because i've never felt the need to have one because i'm blessed with good genes.

but today i looked into the mirror and i felt depressed , because i have cultivated a trinity of pimples on my right cheek , probably from the late nights and binge drinking sessions recently.

and the only blackhead i have refuses to get dislodged no matter how much i abuse it with the sadistic looking blackhead remover tool ( the mini metal stick with the look at the end ).

best part was my complexion was unappeasingly dull and i looked like i haven't slept for ages , having spent the night at Nic's place where i chalked up monstrous debts *looks at nicholas with puppy eyes*

the other reason why i never had a facial before was due to the horrid aftermaths i've heard from friends and kin alike , that you will suffer a breakout after it because it supposedly purges out the toxins in your skin. wtf ??

the facial turned out to be extremely relaxing and i actually fell sound asleep during the 1 hour i was there , except for the part where the beautician woke me up and sorta told me to brace myself for she was going to extract my blackhead.

OMFG.

i tell you man , to say it was fucking painful would be an understatement lah.

but oh !!!! when she let me examine the little bugger on a piece of tissue , i was held in awe and shock.

my blackhead was almost half an inch long !!!!!!!! ( half an inch long , for all ye homo ignoramuses , is about this long --- . which is bloody alot for something embedded in your face )

no wonder an amateur like me couldnt coax it out !

then there was this process where she used this little glass suction tube to vacuum out all the shit in my face and thats when i got my second shock of the day.

the tube had little dots of yellowish looking impurities. how could it be possible.

i left the place feeling smug and i suddenly thought about sitting through the arduous 3 second of pure concentrated pain when she squeezed out my blackhead.

how does one survive a facial if he/she has many blackheads !?

anyway i'm so damn tired lah , went to the temple with my folks early in the morning for the weekly 7th day prayers for my grandpa.

i actually cried for someone i didn't know just now in the temple , but more of that in the next post.

i shall keep you guys entertained by filling in a no-brainer meme.

4 jobs you've had in your life:
- Sales assistant at a shoe shop where they treated us like cheap labour
- Barista at Cafe Ritazza at Changi Airport
- Server/Barista @ TCC
- Freelance writer

4 movies you could watch over and over
- Love Actually
- Perth
- Closer
- Saving private ryan

4 TV shows you love(d) to watch
- The Oblongs ! It is unfortunate it got canned after the first season. Wtf ?!
- Channel 8 drama serials ( yaya laugh all you want ) Bukit Ho Swee / Price of Peace / Tofu Street and one starring Fann Wong and Thomas Ong .. I think the title is "Zai Jian Ying Guan Lan"
- Any documentary EXCEPT those about reptiles and mechanical stuff like airplanes . Done to death. Steve Irwin please fuck off !
- The naked chef

4 places you've lived
- Bedok Reservoir ( would love to buy a place in Bedok again )
- Buangkok ( fantastic view of the Serangoon Harbour and .. The woodbridge hospital. )
- Tampines ( fucked up place )
- Tanah Merah ( fucked up snooty neighbours except for The Cute RJC one )

4 places you've been on vacation to
- LA
- San Francisco
- Fujian district , China
- Perth

4 places you would rather be
- any sidewalk cafe by the river Seine in Viva La France !
- shopping for alcohol at DFS
- anywhere with grandpa
- actually i'm really comfortable at home now because its raining heavily and my bed is just 2 steps away. WOO HOO.

4 of your favourite foods
- Herbal chicken
- creamy pasta with a heap of parmesan cheese on top ( the best pasta i ever had was in LA.. OMFG the cheesecake factory .... )
- this porridge i always cook at home with ikan bilis stock , carrots , potatos , spinach and fish .. best eaten with Marmite !! ( fuck all Bovril lovers ! Marmite is the best , lor )
- Abalone

4 of your favourite beverages
- fresh apple juice
- iced teh tahrik
- TCC's raspberry iced tea
- coffee bean's pure chocolate with an extra dollop of whipped cream

4 (or more) websites you visit daily
- tomorrow.sg
- yahoo auctions
- channelnewsasia ( voracious news reader )
- blogs

awwwwwwwwrite i can't wait to snuggle up under my blanket right now. the only thing missing now is a pair of nice manly arms around my waist. lol.

damn , it reminds me of valentine's.

arghhh class starts tomorrow.

bye for now ! xoxoxoxoxo

 

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