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i don't really need to know
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whatever happened to the good ol' days when a nickname is simply , well , just a nickname , and not your heart worn on your sleeve ?
the days of yore when IRC was still in vogue and nicknames were limited by a single word not more than 7 letters long.
it amazes , disgusts and amuses me sometimes to sign in to MSN messenger and to be greeted by the myriad of er , interesting nicknames both offline and online.
some of the more thought provoking ones in mine right now at 7am ( shit i just realised i can't cut and paste and i'm definitely NOT going to type it out word by word so i'm just goin to simplify some of the finger-strain inducing ones )
1) x00000 tOy cErUs x0000000 - bitches ? sluts ? bastards ? ( aLternAtE caPs alert ! )
2) ] sensei yakitori - yankee orange eskimo [
3) mY motTo : dRink drUnk dRop
4) [] xinzi [] i want to remember to remember how you forgot me ( actually dearie this phrase is seriously grammtically flawed , the second "remember" is redundant :p )
5) i am gerald - OMG portsmouth ! thanks tottenham !!
6) miss kittin - happiness is a warm gun stuck between my thighs
7) ppl say single life is better but couple life is much more better just like me and my lao po so sweet and lovely ( i swear this is word for word. shoot me please i'm gagging here )
8) even if you cannot hear my voice i'll be right beside you dear - when i'm with you , the world stops and time freezes ( that explains the sudden goosebumps )
9) *karynE* =BURN THAT NATURAL DISASTROUS BITCH FROM THE NG FAMILY ! ( err , yan really has an issue with her elder sister. lol. family feud alert )
10) and the war goes on with brainwashed pride , for the love of god and human rights ( i simply love my cousin , he never fails to impress with his aloofness and he has no lack of brain cells though very cynical )
and then there're the ones with underlying messages e.g
in 10 more days i'll be 23 !!
or
someone is in the wrong yet he refuses to apologise , egoistic stuck up MCP
or the not so subtle ones like
birthday wishlist : fcuk jacket and roxy dress * keEps fingErs croSseD *
i don't know about you but such birthday wishlists never fails to get me off because its such a shameless way of whoring for your presents.
its a disgusting trend especially more so when the items in your bloody wishlist is affordable so the pressure is on your friends to get it for you.
speaking of which i just noticed this one
thanks mum for the HERMES watch !
ahh , the classic show-off. reminds me of daphne teo's blog , to which i admit i'm quite a big fan of but it kinda turns me off whenever she emphasises and namedrops the brands of the stuff she has.
speakin of which i really miss reading her bimbotic posts. heh.
do you really think we give a flying fuck about your burberry wallet or HERMES watch ? ( i think my friend (or rather , casual acquaintance ) is worse , fancy the BIG CAPS )
okay maybe i'm a tad jealous that i don't have a hermes watch.
now back to sleep , i woke up for a quick snack at 6am only to remain quite bright-eyed till now.
lunch at one fullerton later with the folks ! i can't wait for the gastronomical delights. hurrah.
random thought : when i was in love with someone , i wished that i would be able to get over it quickly because a one-sided affair hurt too much.
now that i haven't been in love for a few months now , thate mpty feeling is slowly creeping up on me and my love for long bus sides has waned somewhat because it just ain't the same anymore without someone to think about while being plugged in to music.
hmm.
one last thing. just in case you guys have forgotton how i look like now , here's a preview =D
i'm rather happy with how this turned out because i don't look retarded , constipated nor rodent-like. phew.
feels good to look human again.
please ignore the nauseating v-sign though. it was totally uncalled for. hahaha.
and don't you think that my hair looks awesome in this photo ? looks like a certain nokia phone hor , i think its the 7600. note that the resemblance in the shape , one side of my hair is curled out and the other , in. LOL. bad hair day la.
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listenin to : white stripes - my doorbell
