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loo faux paux
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automated flushes are a godsend in a country where the people have cultivated an amazing tendency of avoiding toilet flushes like the plague.
however i have a grouse. i think i have an affinity with phantom flushes , ie , it starts flushing up a storm under my arse while i am still seated on it.
now it isn't so bad if it was just a ripple but as you know usually they are as gentle as category 5 storms , usually successfully wetting my delicate derriere. which isn't so bad until you realise you were halfway through happy bowel moments when it got liquified by the churning.