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Monday, April 03, 2006

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random freeze frames
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yesterday a girl was spotted fumbling with a wine bottle placed suggestively between her thighs..

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okok, i kid, i kid. that's me trying very patiently to un-cork a wine bottle at philip's BBQ last night. the first attempt on another bottle went horribly wrong as the cork broke into two halfway through unscrewing it. it was a very delicate task trying to get the second half of the cork out.

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... And ta-dah ! the perfect piece of cork ( NO pun intended ) . believe me when i say its a daunting task to pull it all out in one whole piece as it disintegrates really easily especially at its halfway mark. the solution ? PATIENCE.

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don't ask me why there is a secondary school textbook among a bunch of twentysomething people. Fang had brought this there so that she could use it to fan the flames but it unfortunately ended up on the pyre. HA. BURN BOOKS, BURN !

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contemplation.

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the obviously very undomesticated Tae ( no he's not my boyfriend la.. just a very unfunny April's fool joke i played ) washing up after a very sumptuous meal of kimchi soup and short-grained rice whipped up by him. a conversation that ensued during the washing-up ( yea he was nice enough to wash the dishes cus he knows how much i abhor washing )

me : why are u pouring the rice into the sink ? don't u know its gonna clog up the sewage pipes ?

tae : no it won't , i've done that for years when i was staying in NZ *swirls the grains of rice around the water before pushing them down the drainage*

me : it will , trust me ! soon they'll accumulate and clog up the pipes !!

tae : it won't , see ? its soft *presses rice between his fingers to show me how malleable they were*

me : isn't it easier if you just dumped the rice into the bin instead of wasting time pressing the rice down the drain ??

tae : you are such a NAG !

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to all lecturers : what your students are REALLY doing during those mind-numbing tutorials and lectures behind those laptops. no, they ain't diligently taking down notes thats for sure.

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phew its 3pm now and it feels so shiok to sleep in on a monday because because i don't have any classes today ! =D

time to head out to meet P to collect a DVD ( his latest short film ! ) from him followed by dinner at grandma's. and then off to catch Ice Age 2 with T ! SCRAT !!

and oh i was in an incredibly foul mood last night. sigh.

okay bye.

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listenin to : placebo - protege moi

 

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