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The Fiona is BACK !
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hello boys and girls the goddess is back from her week long hiatus !
been crazily busy with a myriad of activities such as impeding school assignments , work , several chalets/bbqs/birthday celebrations , family gatherings and of course chill-out sessions with darlings like yan , xin and nich.
and more often than not the activities mention involves imbibing alcohol by the bottle.
my dad noticed my absence too , for he's always asleep when i'm home and when i wake up he's off to work already. or when i'm awake in e mornings for school he's at the tanah merah house. so much so that he commented sarcastically when i returned home from marcus' birthday at 11 just now
"wow , i didn't realise that i have a daughter!"
haha , thanks dad.
anyway. lotsa random photos. enjoy !
presenting...... a FIVE COURSE MEAL !
note to all parents : NEVER EVER buy creamed spinach for your infant because its just a sick way of torture. the goo not only looks like baby poo , it tastes like baby poo. not that i know how baby poo tastes like of course but i'm just assuming. haha.
here comes the entree dish ! looks yummy but all i could taste was an extremely bland puree with hints of carrot and a blink-and-you-will-miss subtle tones of beef. yuck
chicken with chicken gravy ! however contrary to what it suggests aloysius and i agreed that it tastes like tasteless tuna mush. what chicken ?!! and oh did i mention that the slush was SALMON PINK in colour ? i
and the dessert !! this was surprisingly decent , it tasted just like real yoghurt so the two of us hungrily slurped it up.
and i thought this would be rather good but i was sorely disappointed by it because it was such a ripoff ! its like 10 parts water and 1/2 part pear juice. after the "five course" meal , aloysius commented
"no wonder babies always regurgitate their food"
LOL. damn right !
after watching poseidon ( boring flick ) , i had the sudden urge to become a superhero mutant.
DURIANS ! it was really good , $5 for a durian of unsurpassed quality. speaking of durians , i told mark ( who is aussie and HATES durians ) that to prevent ang mohs from getting too close , girls should rub durian behind their ears. he just snorted in reply.
my virgin experience with tulang ( lamb marrow ? i think ) the collegues were all super enthusiastic about getting the tulang gravy all over their hands by shaking the hell out of the bones but i was skeptical about eating something from a bone. surprisingly it didnt taste bloody nor sandy but it reminded me of pork fat as it was jelly-like with a strong meaty flavour.
k cooked kimchi soup for me when i was at his new apartment , that dear boy. i didn't know kimchi soup was so easy to prepare so i'm going to DIY for yan next week !
at su's chalet at aloha loyang ! meili as u can see is urm , quite high even though she only had two cans of beer. shame on you !! 15 bottles of assorted liquors such as vodka and tequila were consumed that night by 20 people.
ching and i before the chalet
felt extravagant and pampered myself with a pedicure at some shop at le meridien hotel with xinzi. heh.
my pretty feet :p tell me you like my espradilles !
after a sumptuous seafood dinner at JB for only $10 per person !and that's anna's ridiculously cute bro arnand. he's gonna grow up to become a heartbreaker for sure.
trish anna fiona
an amazing new product of gum in a tube. it comes out really squishy at first , not unlike toothpaste but as u chew it gains elasticity. ingenious shit , no doubt a novelty product but still worth a try
aloysius demostrates how a chewed gum looks like
my mom's awesome new tattoo she got while on a biz trip to brazil ( cleverly incorporating her keloid scars into the design ) ! i'm glad my mom is so hip. she was actually unfazed when i told her that i smoke occasionally and even proceded to share a fag with me. lol.
my cousin's !
never play mahjong when you are high , as chris aka jim bob the son of god shows note how he arranges his mahjong tiles. LOL. in a game of mahjong where everyone is laughing like hyenas , the tiles suddenly take on new names such as the "uniball" and "triple uniball" and "the bird with weed for its tail"
and lastly..hammie bids u all goodbye when her rotound tummy and half-open sleepy eyes. hee.
by the way does anyone have an idea of where i can download the programme to convert video files into a quicktime pro format so i can upload it into my ipod ? thanks!
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listening to : red hot chilli peppers - dani california
