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crude joke of the day
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"Dad , may i please go to the party ?? Everyone else is going !!"

"No."

"Pleaseeeeeeeee dad !!!"

"Okay , but you'll have to suck my dick first"

"Dad! You're disgusting ! I'm not going to do that !"

The daughter retreats into her bedroom , disappointed. To add insult to injury , her friends calls her up and tells her that they are all going.

She mulls over it for sometime and decides that she really wants to go. So she goes to look for her dad.

"Okay dad , i really wanna go to the party. I'll suck your dick."

"Good girl."

So the daughter pulls down his pants and to her horror she discovers that there is shit on her dad's dick.

"Dad ! there is shit on your dick !"

"Well , your brother wanted to go to the party too."