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of men, fishing , shit and obese hamsters
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Fours hours had passed with about ten bouts of pseudo-excitement, mostly false alarms involving stuck hooks, random floatsam and one that got away.
And then amidst the zen soundtrack of water lapping against the shore, the wind carried the soft chime of bells.
Never has the familiar ting-a-ling-ling caused so much flurry. And why ? Because they were attached to a fishing rod for the sole purpose of announcing " LOOKEE HERE ! YOU'VE GOT A BITE, BABY! "
" I've got a huge one ! I've got a huge one ! " G shouted as his road curved into a sinuous semi circle.
" What is it ? Rasputin's decomposed dick ? " Someone commented almost disgruntedly as the rest crowded around G who was fighting a seemingly taxing but winning war with the catch.
" Wah , ka ni na ! Sibei chio leh this fish ! " G couldn't keep his smile off his face, his chest ( and ego ) puffing up exponentially as the unfortunate fish thrashed about wildly. The rest of the boys however, kept unusually silent, as opposed to animated exchanges along the lines of "wah , you si bei suay !" and " never mind, i'll get you a new hook" whenever the line was reeled in only to reveal disappointment.
No praises were heard, either. They left the still triumphant G one by one, their jaws tightening with renewed determination to top G's achievement.
Men. *shakes head*
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just wondering, how many of you have this habit of reading while you poop ??
when i say habit, i mean something you can't do without, like being rendered completely shitless if you don't have any sort of reading material on hand, be it your handphone's SMS inbox or even a brochure. ( i have been so desperate before that i resorted to reading the instruction manual on the sanitary bin over and over again before )
because i am like that. i find it extremely crucial to be distracted by reading ( only reading, since other activities like playing some handheld game or smoking will create TOO much distraction ) , because if i don't get sufficiently distracted, my thoughts will wander to the deed being done and i'll be too disgusted to complete the task at hand. LOL. like "hmmm, i think the shit should be reaching the exit with a few more pushes.. oh FUCK, that is so fucking gross !"
when i'm at home, i get so carried away by my reading ( espcially newspapers ) , that long after i have emptied my bowels i will still be atop my porcelain throne engrossed in reading.
for as long as 30 minutes, mind you.
and no, extensive reading doesn't apply to public loos because i just want to get up from the tissue covered seat ASAP, with exceptions to the loos in Changi airport because they are so impeccably clean and quiet.
lastly..
MEET HAMMIE THE SLOB !
what do you mean , i'm pregnant ? i'm not !
where the fuck did that blinding flash of light come from ?
my owner is a bitch
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listenin to : the shins - new slang
