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oh shut up !
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i slept at 4am last night and i woke up at 6pm just now. i have slept a grand total of 14 fucking hours ! i feel so refreshed yet there's this strange malaise plagueing me. must be too much sleep. but hey you can never have too much sleep when you have been surviving on 6 hours of sleep on average for the past fortnight.
so yesterday we headed to boat quay to celebrate yuan's birthday. goodness, that place is indeed a haven for lians and bengs. the tenants there were mainly little holes-in-the-walls blasting horrid mandarin KTV hits sung by aspiring little gangsters and a handful of expat beer-guzzling pubs.
on our way there, there was this fat balding expat with a trophy vietnamese hooker hung on his arm. they looked distressed while waiting for taxis that never came. i guess they can't wait to go home to transmit STDs to each other. there was a cab in the distance and i don't know if this local man standing a metres away from them was there first or not but since there is no written rule to taxi-flagging, obviously he attempted to flag it down. his reaction was met with audible protests from fat brown thing with the long rebonded hair, slinky cheap dress and 5 inch high platforms.
"oi! oi ! oi ! OI ! OI ! OI! TAXI IS MINE ! HERE ! HERE !"
oh, her outrage ! the wrath ! her partner in crime joined in unison, barking at the well-dressed local man who was about to board the cab. he looked at them in disgust, shook his head and waved the cab off. he was the eventual winner though.
before the obnoxious one-night only couple went into the cab, he gave them the finger flip !!
THAT'S THE WAY MY BOY !!
i was so delirious with joy i wanted to embrace this man.
these expats ( and their foreign fat flings ) ought to taught that they do not rule the world. i don't know how many times i've gotten pissed with david because of his i-am-american-hear-me-roar behaviour. like yesterday i was at his place for awhile and he was getting all excited about the launch of the space shuttle Atlantis and was watching it live on his laptop.
"another american breakthrough!", he gushed excitedly.
"yea yea.." i shrugged.
"so what have singapore done to contribute towards space technology?" he sniggered.
'oh, shut up. your country is so much bigger than mine so don't compare!!" i was really pissed off by then. as always when his arrogance rears its ugly head.
then thirty minutes later the launch was postponed and i found it an absolute delight to see his inflated yankee ego crumble.
"what the fuck.. what the fuck.." he mumbled under his breath sucking on his ciggarette forcefully.
LOL.
