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one of those shit
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1. When is the last time you held hands
with someone?
well i'm pretty sure i held mark's hands as we had sex.
2. You wake up as the opposite gender,
what's the one thing you'd do?
i'd check if i had hair around my asshole.
3. Have you ever crawled through a
window?
yes
4. Where is your mum?
probably snuggling up to the husband i never really got to know
5. Morning or night person?
i bite in the mornings!
6. What was the last movie you watched?
ehhhhhh. sideways and 8 mile on DVD. both were pretty damn good.
7. Things about the opposite sex you
notice first.
if he's got dark hair and green eyes, baby!
8. What do you do when no one is
watching?
i pick my nose and then examine the offending article.
9. Ever been in love?
i hope so !
10. What's something your friends make
fun of you for?
for resembling a toothpick and for being so awesomely cool and stylish.
11. What is your curfew?
..
12. Would you ever dye your hair red?
yes
13. You + alcohol =
spontaneous combustion
14. What's your worst personality flaw?
laziness
15. What career would you wish to be
in?
media and thats why i love my job now
16. Which country would you like to
visit?
france and middle asia
17. Do you want a well paying job or a
job you enjoy?
the latter definitely
18. Do you believe in needing a
religion?
not for now but probably will when i'm old and dying. thats the way it goes
19. When were you last on the phone?
just now with yan
20. What were the shoes you wore today?
stayed home today
21. Do you like maths?
fuck no
22. What about history?
hate it as a subject but love reading it
23. Have you ever seen 5 squirrels at
one time?
wtf?
25. Can you touch your nose with your
tongue?
no but i can touch YOUR nose with MY tongue if you come close enough
26. Do you have a brother?
no
27. Did your great grandad fight in the
civil war?
no. no civil war here lah.
28. Who's your favorite person to talk
to online?
definitely not yan or xinzi
29. Have you ever used photobucket?
all da time
30. Do you like hugs?
more than kisses
31. Do you want to be a doctor?
i would like to be a gynae. i like looking at vaginas and comparing them to mine. and oh, the looks on a to-be mother's face during her first ultrasound
32. Have you ever fallen asleep with
gum in your
mouth?
no!
33. What do you do right before you go
to bed?
nth.
34. Right when you get out of bed?
i wedge myself between the bed and the wall so that no one can pull me off my bed.
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haha. not going to post alot as i'm saving up all my brain cells for work. impending deadlines ahead! anyway here's a joke from xinzi
"one day, naughty peter drew a penis on the whiteboard.
the teacher saw, and wiped the whiteboard off angrily..
the next day, peter drew a BIGGER PENIS. and beside it, he wrote "THE MORE U RUB IT, THE BIGGER IT GETS."
not bad lah, quite funny!
