we're looking for a full-time graphic designer for our websites :) you must be damn good at HTML, photoshop and flash. even better if you are well-versed in freehand and illustrator! you must also have experience in another company of similar capacity. we're a media company, obviously :)
i am also looking for a full-time boyfriend. you must speak impeccable english, smell nice, have clean teeth and nails.
it will be an added advantage (though not necessary) if you like placebo, have nice manly and hairy hands, able to point out where tunisia is on the map, like skinny shapeless women and extended foreplay.
however, if you happen to be spanish with green eyes and dark curly hair, then you may ignore the above requirements and apply immediately.
you need NOT apply if you think wearing sports shoes other than for sports is okay, wear tight tee-shirts, think that you are far more intelligent than me (even if its true), or if you think that warcraft is the awesomest invention ever.
for the above two positions, please email fiona at firstname.lastname@example.org
only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.