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my phone, the sexist
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okay so i've been feeling rather fantastic lately. i am loving my job (not so much the writer's block), my quaint colleagues, my clean desk and of course, the cuties at the canteen. ha!

also, my dad's getting married next week (i think). life does get a little complicated when you have a father, a mother, a stepmother and a stepfather. doesn't bother me much though so don't get all "oh you poor little only child" on me! :D

a little update on my still lacklustre love life: recently i've starting seeing J, someone whom i used to hang out with for a while two years ago before it ended really badly because he became a tad obsessive and i wasn't really feelijng him. but he's changed alot apparently and i like how i feel so at ease while talking to him, and how our conversations always end up with me curled up in hysterical laughter.

this time round though, he seems to be a bit.. well, distant. i'm not sure if its just me being sensitive or that i'm just really anxious to get it on and finally settle down in a steady commited relationship. he''ll be having his exams soon and is mugging really hard for it. no time for the attention-seeking me!

someone said i'm just making use of him to distract myself from mark, which is true to only to an extent because i am rather attracted to J (for now). how long this attraction will last, i am not sure though. i hope he'll hurry up and win me over before i jump ship.

fuck my short attention span and impatience.

anyways.

as per entry topic, my phone is definitely sexist. LOL. i just got myself a new phone, a spankingly fabulous nokia 6300. its compact and pretty damn simple to use. and looks masculine enough.

yeah i like masculine phones. bright pink phones with flower motifs? give me a fucking break!

i was texting J about persuading him to get a boyzilian (some private joke lar :p) and was trying to spell Penis when i realised the auto-dictionary doesn't recognise the male anatomy and i had to manually key it in.

which kinda puzzled me. i mean, penis is not a vulgar word what.

then i tried to spell vagina

and...

IT WORKS!!!

haaha!!!

i haven't tried it yet but if my theory of nokia being sexist rings true, then it'll probably be able to spell ovary and not scrotum. LOL.

can someone from nokia tell me why?? :D :D :D

by the way i am so addicted to caffeine now. can't live without it. and yes i am blogging from work.

did i mention my boss has a fish tank with NO fish in it, but it has an operational pump and filter which is turned on 24/7.

so i quizzed him about it and he gave me an enigmatic smile

"Ah young lady, there ARE fishes in it.."

"really?? where???" (then i peered really closely at the tank)

"you can only see it if you're only above thirty years old, my young lady...."

then the whole office laughed at me. i'm the youngest there lah.

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ps: my colleague tried to spell penis on her Sony Ericsson phone and she can't spell penis as well, but vagina works fine. :D