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thoughts that make you smile
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it happens to everyone. that moment when your mind decides to amuse you and comes up with something that makes you break into a smile or a suppressed chuckle.

it can be that memory of your first kiss, which you botched up when you started drooling.

it can be the sight of your fucked up boss tripping over an invisible lump in the carpet.

it can be even be something as insignificant as catching that school hunk taking a second glance at you, even if it happened twenty years ago.

but for me now, it can only be this scene.

which has already been replayed 187382496 times in my head :

so i was at m's place and taking a shower. i heard him opening the bathroom door but thought nothing of it because i thought he probably wanted to join me.

but a minute or so later, still no hairy ape-like object was standing in the tub with me.

so i parted the shower curtains to peep out

and

i saw m sitting innocently on the toilet bowl butt naked and staring into blank space.

i squinted at him

"what the? are you taking a dump?"

he looked up.

"no? i'm just takin a piss"

my mind whizzed for a moment, trying to register what he had just said

"huh? why can't you do it standing up????"

he scratched his head

"because you're in here?"

i laughed out immediately

"you mean, it makes a difference?!"

then he had to laugh at the absurdity of his own behaviour as well. LOL.

speaking of which, i still cannot understand how some people can actually walk in and out when their partner is taking a dump. LOL

i mean, peeing isnt so bad lah. but shitting. err.. :)