orgasmic hamsters

orgasmic hamsters

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

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some people
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"hey come'ere you skinny lil thing"

i made sure i stood at least an arm's length away from him . but yet even at that distance his body odour still overwhelmed me.

"yup ? can i help ?" i tried to maintain a cheerful facade in front of the most obnoxious and unbearable customer at the pub i work at. i could have ignored him , but sadly he is one of our regular customers who spends quite a fortune there.

"what is this ?" he scowled and lifted a flask of coke from his table littered with his cigar butts and crumbs of disintegrated coasters.

"coke." i said pointedly.

"its not coke , its cat's piss ya hear? its totally fucked up !" and as he spoke he revealed rows of missing teeth , not that the stained ones remaining were gonna stay for long. and oh , that sourish stench from his mouth !

"what do you mean?"

"is this coke from the tap?" he grunted

"uh-huh....."

"no wonder its so fucked up ! get me a flask of BOTTLED or CANNED coke ya hear??"

he pushed the flask of brown liquid away towards the edge of the table.

i smiled weakly and took the offending item to my manager , Sam.

"eh Sam , George says this is cat's piss and demands for canned coke."

i cursed under my breath. fucking smelly obese ang moh

"who ? George huh ? okay no problem" and promptly Sam scooted out of the entrance towards 7-11 because we simply don't stock up canned coke. whatever for since we have it on tap ?

i was immediately disgusted by Sam's lack of attitude and for acting like a lackey just because George brings in the revenue for us. but i know i shouldn't because we're in the service line and we should all act like we're thankful to customers and kiss the ground they walk on and erect an invisible shrine for them.

OH HOW I WORSHIP YE , THY HOLY CUSTOMER

the fuck is wrong with coke from the tap anyway ?? maybe i'm not a discerning coke drinker but if we generate almost 50% of $$ from jugs of beer from the same tap , then i'm pretty sure the sodas are what they are supposed to taste like.

so i go back to George with his can of coke but this time he had a new complaint

"get me a new tub of ice. these ice ain't chunky enough"

i bit my lip and quizzed

"chunky ??"

"YES CHUNKY. not these little pathetic bits !"

ridiculous.

the ice we have at the pub isn't your typical square shaped ice cubes , but rather small slivers of crescents. BUT SO FUCKING WHAT!!?!??!!

"okay i'll change it to CHUNKY ice cubes for you" i deliberately emphasised on the "chunky" with a sarcastic overtone but i guess George's brain is too obscured by the fats in his head to even notice.

chunky ? chunk your cheebye lah !

i went back to george's table shortly after and finally he's settled down with his glass of whiskey coke but what he didn't notice was how i DID NOT change the ice at all , i merely took the bucket of ice for a little walk and went back with the same bucket.

and what does this tell you ?

that the bloody fat glob of human lard was just throwing his weight ( haha. weight ! WEIGHT GEDDIT !?! pun definitely INTENDED) around simply because he knew he could , that we were too afraid to offend him.

well fuck you.

the next time he comes around i'll get even with him in my own ways. i'll probably rub the slices of lemon meant for his coke on the soles of my shoes first. or spit into his bottle of jack daniels.

har har har.

 

Monday, May 29, 2006

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i am now an inane writer
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Allow me to quote a line from yesterday's Sunday Times

"It is the kind of buzz bloggers can only dream about. And Gayle Goh got it without resorting to posting suggestive pictures of herself or blogging about the inane"

( i've read her blog. damn she is one smart lass )

firstly , who exactly is the authority who sets the standard for differentiating between "inane" and "intellectual" blogging ?

am i an inane writer just because i don't over-analyse the political scene in singapore or litter my writings with shakespearean quotes ?

are the rest of the bloggers inane writers as well just because they don't execute the language with finesse ?

i think its a crying shame that leisure writing have to be done under scrutiny.

 

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tantric
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"no reaction. nil. nada. zilch."

he retreated to the far corner of the couch and slumped there like a little boy defeated.

i could barely suppress my laughter as i shrugged while trying to focus on crash that was playing on the dvd player

"well , brownie points for trying anyway" , i said and stuck my tongue out at him.

"i don't believe your heart isn't in the least fluttered" he retorted and inched towards me.

with his coarse stubble against my shoulder ( mmm. ) , i felt a hand creep up my waist to feel for my heartbeat.

"pulse normal. not fluttered. damn."

i turned around and it was hard to ignore his dusty blue eyes staring at me earnestly , yet laced with an irresistable defiance.

seduction.

"you said you were going to jig while singing the waltzing matilda.. you promised.." i could hardly breath , much less speak audibly while bearing his weight.

"i will , after i'm done with you , you naughty enigmatic girl"

 

Sunday, May 28, 2006

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The Fiona is BACK !
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hello boys and girls the goddess is back from her week long hiatus !

been crazily busy with a myriad of activities such as impeding school assignments , work , several chalets/bbqs/birthday celebrations , family gatherings and of course chill-out sessions with darlings like yan , xin and nich.

and more often than not the activities mention involves imbibing alcohol by the bottle.

my dad noticed my absence too , for he's always asleep when i'm home and when i wake up he's off to work already. or when i'm awake in e mornings for school he's at the tanah merah house. so much so that he commented sarcastically when i returned home from marcus' birthday at 11 just now

"wow , i didn't realise that i have a daughter!"

haha , thanks dad.

anyway. lotsa random photos. enjoy !

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presenting...... a FIVE COURSE MEAL !


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note to all parents : NEVER EVER buy creamed spinach for your infant because its just a sick way of torture. the goo not only looks like baby poo , it tastes like baby poo. not that i know how baby poo tastes like of course but i'm just assuming. haha.

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here comes the entree dish ! looks yummy but all i could taste was an extremely bland puree with hints of carrot and a blink-and-you-will-miss subtle tones of beef. yuck

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chicken with chicken gravy ! however contrary to what it suggests aloysius and i agreed that it tastes like tasteless tuna mush. what chicken ?!! and oh did i mention that the slush was SALMON PINK in colour ? i

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and the dessert !! this was surprisingly decent , it tasted just like real yoghurt so the two of us hungrily slurped it up.

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and i thought this would be rather good but i was sorely disappointed by it because it was such a ripoff ! its like 10 parts water and 1/2 part pear juice. after the "five course" meal , aloysius commented

"no wonder babies always regurgitate their food"

LOL. damn right !

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after watching poseidon ( boring flick ) , i had the sudden urge to become a superhero mutant.

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DURIANS ! it was really good , $5 for a durian of unsurpassed quality. speaking of durians , i told mark ( who is aussie and HATES durians ) that to prevent ang mohs from getting too close , girls should rub durian behind their ears. he just snorted in reply.

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my virgin experience with tulang ( lamb marrow ? i think ) the collegues were all super enthusiastic about getting the tulang gravy all over their hands by shaking the hell out of the bones but i was skeptical about eating something from a bone. surprisingly it didnt taste bloody nor sandy but it reminded me of pork fat as it was jelly-like with a strong meaty flavour.

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k cooked kimchi soup for me when i was at his new apartment , that dear boy. i didn't know kimchi soup was so easy to prepare so i'm going to DIY for yan next week !

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at su's chalet at aloha loyang ! meili as u can see is urm , quite high even though she only had two cans of beer. shame on you !! 15 bottles of assorted liquors such as vodka and tequila were consumed that night by 20 people.

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ching and i before the chalet

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felt extravagant and pampered myself with a pedicure at some shop at le meridien hotel with xinzi. heh.

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my pretty feet :p tell me you like my espradilles !

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after a sumptuous seafood dinner at JB for only $10 per person !and that's anna's ridiculously cute bro arnand. he's gonna grow up to become a heartbreaker for sure.

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trish anna fiona

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an amazing new product of gum in a tube. it comes out really squishy at first , not unlike toothpaste but as u chew it gains elasticity. ingenious shit , no doubt a novelty product but still worth a try

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aloysius demostrates how a chewed gum looks like

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my mom's awesome new tattoo she got while on a biz trip to brazil ( cleverly incorporating her keloid scars into the design ) ! i'm glad my mom is so hip. she was actually unfazed when i told her that i smoke occasionally and even proceded to share a fag with me. lol.

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my cousin's !

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never play mahjong when you are high , as chris aka jim bob the son of god shows note how he arranges his mahjong tiles. LOL. in a game of mahjong where everyone is laughing like hyenas , the tiles suddenly take on new names such as the "uniball" and "triple uniball" and "the bird with weed for its tail"

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and lastly..hammie bids u all goodbye when her rotound tummy and half-open sleepy eyes. hee.

by the way does anyone have an idea of where i can download the programme to convert video files into a quicktime pro format so i can upload it into my ipod ? thanks!

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listening to : red hot chilli peppers - dani california

 

Monday, May 22, 2006

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bereft
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i hate technology.

suddenly , photos seem to have lost its value with the onset of digital cameras.

suddenly , communication feels so tedious.

suddenly , privacy is being compromised. you can't scratch your nose without wondering if somewhere , somehow , some security guard is peering at you through a surveillance video.

suddenly , life feels so digitalised. robotised.

do we really need to decode the human DNA ? would it really mark the end of disease or would it signal the beginning of a man-made apocalypse propelled by abuse of the genome ?

do we really need to find the elixir to halt aging ? if so , would it pose entirely new problems of overcrowding , overemployment and other social issues related to age since birth rates would displace mortality rates? would retirement be pushed forward to 90 ? 100 ?

why are we spending billions for incessant research instead of dealing with real-time problems like famine ?

do we really want to find out what goes beyond yonder ? what if space is indeed infinite ?

do we really need lifts to stop at every damn floor ? are we really being considerate to the elderly and the disabled or are just morphing into a nation of self-convenience ? i think singapore is the only country with politicians promising new lifts as a bait to lure voters when more pressing issues like tax and democracy are what matters most in other countries. we're nothing but a joke don't you think ?

do we really need new expressways and flyovers and new MRT lines ? how did people travel before that ?

and most importantly

are we happier than before all these gadgets and technology monopolised our lifes ?

 

Sunday, May 21, 2006

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kawaiiiiiiiiiii!
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yea its 5.30am and i've just stumbled home not too long ago ( refrains of "because i got high , because i got high , because i got high ta da da da" still ringing in my head ) , checking out this link which L urged me to check out ( he is really into the whole azn porn shit )

and boy. these two girls are really really cute. i was never into such pretentious japanese "pseudo-lesbianism" , preferring my ladies androgynous but these two little kawaii babes made me go awwwww. heh.

http://badjojo.com/daily/video.php?var=6.04.08/10.wmv

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so awfully adorable but that was some really bad kissing ( of course each to his own lah , i just dont find the idea of gettin my innards sucked out particularly appealing )

and one last thing !!

i am selling this gorgeous tube cotton dress from forever 21 =D

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it's XS but it'll fit up to a S because the waist and the collar's elastic. i'm letting this go because i don't think i look good in it , and yes its an impulse buy.

i've worn this once but its still in mint condition. got it for $33 but i'm selling it off for $20.

email me at banana_hamster @ hotmail.com or just drop a comment ya ?

good night !

 

Saturday, May 20, 2006

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hi !
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thank you for the interest in my ass but unfortunately the little one is not up for sale.

not for 6 rupiah anyway. lol.

been really busy the past few days and i guess i'll have to shelve plans for my upcoming london trip in august to october because we are all going to bangkok soon !

and hooooo , weed costs like $40 for a BLOCK ! a BLOCK the size of a BRICK !

my god.

it costs like $70 here for a lousy little packet that's equivalent to about only 7 good joints ?

and the bongs. oh , beautiful bongs. lol.

i'm not a junkie or anything but anyway marijuana have been heralded as a medicinal herb for eons. and no bob marley didn't die from smoking too much weed , you pigs.

and whiskey too , apparently. it supposedly is an elixir for curing common ailments like the flu. but i reckon its just another reason made up by alcoholics to down yet another glass of the potion.

but no harm trying eh ? i wouldn't mind :p

and one bad news : i'm still 39 kg after all. the weighing machine that made me whoop in glee was a FARCE because i weighed myself twice on different machines a few days ago and yes i'm still an anorexic 39. fuck. i really so badly want to be 42 . well at least my waist is 23" and i like that.

alritey boys and girls i'm heading out now for another night of debauchery.

p.s : how the hell do you pronounce uncouth? its "un-koof" right ? some asshole told me it's "un-korf"

p.p.s : i've got 3000 hits in 2 weeks ! amazing shit. just who are you guys man.

 

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

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world cup fever
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msn conversation with tre

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fi says:
i wanna place my ass for brazil!

Broadcaster : You gotta go there to come back says:
ok..

Broadcaster : You gotta go there to come back says:
if u win , it'll be 3.50$

Broadcaster : You gotta go there to come back says:
ok ?

Broadcaster : You gotta go there to come back says:
if u lose..ill just ask someone to take ur ass.

fi says:
okay

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so now my ass is only worth a paltry $3.50. hooo !

 

Sunday, May 14, 2006

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photoblog
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i realise with horror that i've been out everyday for the past few weeks which means that my poor face is being subjected to make-up and the dusty urban air.

anyway some random photos =)


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dim sum @ crystal jade with Yan ! and please pardon the odd contrast.. poor photoshopping skills lah , i can't seem to get the shade right =(

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the rodent strikes back with xiao long bao in stuffed in her cheeks

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the train ride

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kb's birthday at this ulu KTV place in east coast. urgh i hate KTVs. waste of time and money i say ! why pay to sing when you can sing for free in your bathroom ? and the acoustics sound so much better :p

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classroom antics ! i love lynda's tee-shirt slogan sia. perfect for a butcher's ! note the stressed lecturer in the background lol

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after class , met up with aloy and justin
oh yeaaaa justin is smouldering in his number 4

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chris thinks he is the recarnation of bruce lee. btw he is also jim bob , the son of god.

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justin adds to the authencity of their gayness with his urm, interesting tee.

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slack ahhh.

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and finally chris bids you good bye with his arse. and he pronounces Johor as "Jo-Whore". LOL. bloody american.

i wonder when i can upload all the photos in my camera.

and OH!

the liverpool Vs west ham match was INCREDIBLE ! damn i've never caught a more exciting match. everyone at the pub was rooting for west ham , BUT in the end us liverpool supporters got the last laugh and the night ended with us singing to the familiar strains of

"you'll NEVER walk alone!!!!!!"

CHEEEEERS !

 

Saturday, May 13, 2006

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roar
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recently i've become rather chummy with this girl , iS , and she's a great girl to hang out with because she's a hardcore party animal , articulate and spontaneous.

But something about her disturbs me , and that is her character.

To begin with i've always been a silent but extremely accurate observer of people, especially girls. Right from the very first day i got to know iS , she gave me the "i like male attention and will go all out to capture it" vibes. And oh , how very bloody true.

Even though she has been attached to her boyfriend for more than 10 months , the number of guys she has slept with is 2 and the number of guys she has obviously been flirting with is around 4. And this statistic is only estimated because i'm pretty sure there'd been more if i've gotten to know her earlier.

I admit i am perhaps a little envious of her ability to successfully flirt with so many guys at one go, or maybe it is due to the fact that she reminds so much of myself. Uh-huh , i'm such a habitual flirt that i flirt unconsciously. But at least i'm single :p ( okay so i'm just trying to justify my actions lol )

And she calls me every fucking time she falls out with her boyfriend and the need to just give her a major dressing down is just to irresistable.

The thing about humans is, whenever someone mirrors your own negative actions, you will tend to chastise them more for their behaviour. I can't explain this phenomenom. But it happens.

I may have preached about how extra-marital flings should be encouraged and all but it should be only if its CONSENSUAL. geddit ?

Argh. This post sounds so.... disconnected.

Anyway shall answer a few questions from the previous meme i did


and i'm dying to know a little abt no. 99!!!!! omg pls say something!!!!! > LOL ! just a simple dinner date lah

porky 05.10.06 - 10:04 pm #

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would die wanting to know e following
qsn

1 > yeah but its for private viewing purposes ONLY. :D
3 > yeah and quite a few times too
14 > in a club in a highly inebriated state
19 > no oral/bodily fluids were exchange just good uninterrupted sleep lah!
20 > car accident and the passing of my grandpa
29 > when you have been single all your life....... ah well !
40 > LOL yes ! At devil's bar. i shudder thinking about it
42 > err.. opposite side of the country.. isn't it jurong ??
43 > when my grandpa passed away and during some low points in my life
67 > YES ! i flashed a drunk xinzi before. Full frontal too but she missed it because she was so gone :p
69 > all the time and its embarrasing
73 ( i always thought from your entry tt u held your alcohols well --') > i blacked out two years ago while clubbing in Zouk KL. come on, it was a flaming lambo and a zillion tequila shots !!
83 > quite a few too
86(surprising..) > hmm yeah i've had weed a couple of times the most recent being two nights ago and something else in a club before. i dont wanna get arrested so.. =X
100 > in primary school but it never got delivered

ginger 05.11.06 - 4:25 pm #

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and now i shall take a nap after last night's activities which involved 2 guys skinny dipping and mooning their arses for the camera and me swimming in my panties. ahahaha

 

Thursday, May 11, 2006

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I LOVE YOUTUBE!
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okay seriously. this is the funniest thing ever since russell peters !!!!!!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjjvUO4xxlQ&search=hard%20gay

WOOOOOOOOO !!!!

search for bakafish for more translated episodes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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tagged!
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lim bei got tagged by shelly so here goes ( to make up a general lack of posts tee hee )

Why is this MEME so compelling?
1. You can only say YES or NO.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone comments and asks!

So, here goes:

1. Taken a picture naked? YES
2. Painted your room? NO
3. Made out with a member of the same sex? YES
4. Drove a car? YES
5. Danced in front of your mirror? YES
6. Had a crush? YES
7. Been dumped? NO
8. Stole money from friend? NO
9. Gotten in a car with people you just met? NO
10. Been in a fist fight? YES
11. Snuck out of your house? YES
12. Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? YES
13. Been arrested? NO
14. Made out with a stranger? YES
15. Met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? YES
16. Left your house with out telling your parents? YES
17. Had a crush on your neighbor? NO
18. Ditched school to do something more fun? YES
19. Slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? YES
20. Seen someone die? YES
21. Been on a plane? YES
22. Kissed a picture? YES
23. Slept in until 3PM? YES
24. Love or miss someone right now? YES
25. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? YES
26. Made a snow angel? NO
27. Played dress up? NO
28. Cheated while playing a game? YES
29. Been lonely? YES
30. Fallen asleep at work/school? YES
31. Been to a club? YES
32. Felt an earthquake? YES
33. Touched a snake? YES
34. Ran a red light? YES
35. Been suspended from school? YES
36. Had detention? YES
37. Been in a car accident? NO
38. Hated the way you look? YES
39. Witnessed a crime? NO
40. Pole danced? YES
41. Been lost? YES
42. Been to the opposite side of the country? YES
43. Felt like dying? YES
44. Cried yourself to sleep? YES
45. Sang karaoke? YES
46. Sucked your thumb? YES
47. Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? YES
48. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose? NO
49. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? NO
50. Kissed in the rain? NO
51. Sing in the shower? YES
52. Made love in a park? NO
53. Had a dream that you married someone? NO
54. Glued your hand to something? YES
55. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? NO
56. Ever gone to school partially naked? NO
57. Been a cheerleader? NO
58. Sat on a roof top? NO
59. Didn’t take a shower for a week? NO
60. Ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? YES
61. Played chicken? NO
62. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? NO
63. Been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? YES
64. Broken a bone? NO
65. Been easily amused? YES
66. Laugh so hard you cry? YES
67. Mooned/flashed someone? YES
68. Cheated on a test? YES
69. Forgotten someone’s name? YES
70. Slept naked? YES
71. Gone skinny dipping in a pool? NO
72. Performed on stage? YES
73. Blacked out from drinking? YES
74. Played a prank on someone? YES
75. Gone to a late night movie? YES
76. Made love to anything not human? NO
77. Failed a class? YES
78. Choked on something you’re not supposed to eat? NO
79. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours? NO
80. Cheated on a girl/boyfriend? YES
81. Did you celebrate the 4th of July? NO
82. Thrown strange objects? NO
83. Felt like killing someone? YES
84. Thought about running away? YES
85. Ran away? YES
86. Did drugs? YES
87. Had detention and not attend it? YES
88. Dumped anyone? NO
89. Made a parent cry? YES
90. Cried over someone? YES
91. Owned more than 5 sharpies? NO
92. Dated someone more than once? YES
93. Have/had a dog? NO
94. Own an instrument? YES
95. Been in a band? NO
96. Drank 25 sodas in a day? NO
97. Broken a cd? NO
98. Shot a gun? NO
99. Dated a married person of the opposite sex? YES
100. Written a love letter? YES

i am itching to explain some of the answers but i'm not allowed to unless asked. SO ASK !

all of a sudden its thursday in a flash. gosh time really flies when you're constantly on the move.

gd nite all.

 

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

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the bimbo blogs!
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so the new school term started today and not surprisingly i fell asleep during the second half of the lesson. my god , this journalism lecturer's better off singing lullabies to insomniac infants.

headed to lunch with the classmates at the very first place otb and i lunched at - the famous chicken rice stall at this ulu food centre near queensway mrt. =D

and then i was off to work after a quick nap. surprisingly i am still very much awake despite being awake since 6.30am ( its 3.30 am now )

so i took a few photos.

introducing.... one of my favourite bags ever !

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its a really roomy shoulder clutch bag from Gap. it may look small but just look at the amount of nonsense i managed to stuff in it ( it looks dirty but its not . really. )

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and these , my dear readers , are my daily necessities that are always found in my bag.

from top to bottom :

1) the family way by tony parsons. yea yea i'm a bookworm and a nerd :P

2) my grandmother's brush which i swear by even though it looks disgustingly shabby. it has been with me since i was in sec 3 and its the only brush that tames my sometimes unruly tresses.

3) inhaler. because i don't wanna die.

4) random chocolate snack. i have to keep myself satiated every moment because i'm so spoilt that going hungry makes me really grumpy and weak. usually its an uncle toby's cereal bar.

5) FRISK mints ! i've cultivated a habit of popping mints after meals because it helps rid that "food" aftertaste. i prefer clorets though.

6) a pair of darling apple earrings Yan gave me as a surprise gift. awwwwwwwww.

7) TISSUE ! i cannot live without tissue.

8) 30GB Ipod video. i've only used up like 5Gb. and it has been almost 6 months since i got it ! i need to download more songs.

9) gucci card holder cum wallet. i hate it because coins keep falling out.

10) espirit make-up pouch

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close-up of the earrings from Topshop

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and finally , the stuff in my make-up pouch ( from top to bottom )

1) brandless eyelash curler. i used to use shu uemera but it doesn't really give me that dramatic curl.

2) miniature davidoff echo women parfum. my signature scent =)

3) lancome blush

4) chanel lipgloss. forget MAC or lancome's juicy tube ( or whatever popular lipgloss brands ) ! this doesn't give you that sticky feeling when you smack your lips together and they have such pretty colours !

5) MAC eyeliner. sibei tough. goes on strong and NEVER comes off.

6) Lipice sheer lip balm

7) MAC pot concealer

of course this isn't my entire make-up regime. even though i sound like i use alot of warfare on my face somehow in the end i still look the same. arghhhh. i'm a firm believer of light make up la.

i feel like starting a meme about the stuff in people's bags leh. do a trackback if you are alright =)

and now to bed i go. can't wait to catch Daisy tomorrow. by the way i managed to watch where the truth lies a few days ago with rel ( even though it was R21 :p ) and honestly i was really disappointed by the movie. the lesbian scene was extremely hot though :p

and am i the only one who feels that kevin bacon has a "skull-like" face ? its so.... gaunt and hollow.

 

abc

 

Sunday, May 07, 2006

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enigma
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my finger brushed his left wrist lightly.

"so what are you ?"

he looked up, his mass of shoulder length hair falling away from his face as he did so.

"what do you think?" he murmured, an enigmatic smile escaping his usually pursed lips.

familiar was the pentagram inked in black atop his wrist bone.

"you're definitely not jewish" i replied as he took a swig from his pint of guinness from the bartender.

he shrugged , lit up and continued staring into oblivion.

he didn't even take a single puff before the fag burned itself out later.

 

Friday, May 05, 2006

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wooo
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i've noticed that just about everyone on the net is ranting against the PAP.

but can u really imagine the opposition winning ?

i can't , even though i'm really disgusted with the media's shamelessly unconcealed bias.

even the forum pages are not spared !

p/s : remember prison got no broadband ! but i shall try to nullify my posts with "if i was old enough to vote i would vote for the PAP"

would. not will. but its good enough aint it :p

 

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

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MARMITE!
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okay i think that my body has blatant disregard of time during term break, because even though i finally managed to lull myself to sweet unconscious sleep at 6am , i was roused awake by the jarring noise of the construction downstairs and have unable to fall asleep again.

DAMN.

so i made myself brunch ( i don't know the exact meaning of brunch but i'll take that it means breakfast cum lunch ) and it was a simple porridge made with ikan bilis stock , minced meat , spinach ( i LOVE spinach ! ) and diced carrots.

wholesome food i'd say , and yes if you think it sounds familiar i believe this porridge is a staple for teething babies/young kids in singapore.

and to this yummy healthy porridge i add dollops of.......

MARMITE !

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of all the people i've met , the mere mention of marmite will cause immediate disapproval , usually in the verbal form of "YUCKS!"

i don't get it man. i know that you either LOVE or HATE marmite , but the numbers in the hate camp among my friends are startling.

even marmite's manufacturer knows it , and they even have a hate site on its official webpage!

http://www.marmite.co.uk/hate

maybe its because i've been weaned on marmite since young , and whenever i'm sick i'd refuse everything but plain porridge mixed with marmite.

i love marmite so much , that i still have this disgusting habit of licking marmite off a spoon whenever the craving strikes. lol.

and then there are are the hardcore bovril supporters ( i remember getting into an argument with a friend once about bovril and marmite. lol. )

come on ! bovril ??!! to me they taste almost the same except that bovril has this weird beefy aftertaste which makes me wince. and its not as nutritious as marmite , since the latter is 100% vegetarian !

the time now is 1.06pm and i feel extremely satisfied and content at this point of time because i'm full and the few days that i have left before the new school term begins are filled with activities and my new job which will commence later.

okay now i shall take a nap.

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listening to : jay chou - yuan you hui

 

by the way i would really appreciate it if you guys could provide me the URLs of bimbo blogs ala daphne teo !!! the bimbo in me is crying out to be nourished.

and yes its 5a and i'm still bloody awake. just as well , since the next few nights will be spent simmering myself in the night life ! wooooo.

p/s : i've found a new job !!

 

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poo-litical
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everything in the media is pro-PAP , and the few lone articles about the opposition are always negative.

today i asked my grandma who she would be voting for and suddenly her usually baritone voice was reduced into a whisper

"i'm voting for the opposition!"

i was pleasantly surprised.

"i think its only fair that the other party gets a chance" , was her simple explanation.

if my grandfather was still around he would have voted against the PAP as well , i'll never forget his fueled rants against our minister mentor and the government.

the phrase from my grandfather i'll never forget

"lee kuan yew is a tyrant !"

 

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